Ask A Swole Woman

Advice columns for paid subscribers of the newsletter.
Apr
02
 doctor in a coat crossing his arms with stethoscope

The "obligation" of "health"

Can the working-on-yourself snake eat its tail?
9 min read
Mar
19
The discerning person’s guide to   plateaus

The discerning person’s guide to plateaus

14 min read
Mar
05
Tex Avery wolf getting shouted back in time by Little Red Riding Hood

The yassification of Ozempic

No bigger red flag than describing a weight-loss trend as something "everyone" is doing.
10 min read
Feb
19
collage of TikTok stitches by JoeySwoll of #gymcreep posts

#GymCreeps TikTok is not here to save us

When there’s nothing left to burn, we eventually set each other on fire.
8 min read
Feb
05
Two older women lifting either end of a mini barbell.

What makes lifting scare-quotes "dangerous" for anyone, not just older people

Squats are good for your knees, presses are good for your shoulders, deadlifts are good for your back. We are just not used to thinking about working out in all the ways we need to.
14 min read
Jan
22
'My sport says I weigh too much'

'My sport says I weigh too much'

Rock climbing, cycling, gymnastics, dance, and lots of other sports fixate on low body weight as the key to sports performance. Here comes the hammer
12 min read
Jan
08
The deal with Kayla Itsines

The deal with Kayla Itsines

And the limits of saying you want to “help women."
16 min read
Dec
18
What to do when the clothes are too small

What to do when the clothes are too small

The Torment Nexus of old clothes, the onslaught of the passage of time, and how to not feel bad about feeling bad.
9 min read
Dec
04
On pushing yourself

On pushing yourself

Pain; achievement; embodiment; resilience; fat bears.
9 min read
Nov
20
What it means when you hear "don't lift more than X pounds"

What it means when you hear "don't lift more than X pounds"

It probably doesn't mean "don't lift ever again, period." It also doesn't mean 10, 20, or 50 pounds is dangerous for everyone else.
12 min read